telling a story and using the phrase higher than a giraffes pussy to properly set the mood
on the subject of kinks and fetishes i remember one time i had just a little curse that turned my halo into a shock collar for sinny sinny sinful thoughts and by the end of it i just liked it B/
my porn blog is fapathy
i also have fapparition stored away in case im ever a ghost but still gotta rub one out
mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s
also my porn blogs url is fapathy so i kinda had the fapathetic comment in my back pocket ready to unleash at the perfect opportunity
when you cum so hard you think you see a ghost its called a fapparition
DRUNK THOT SOLIDARITY!!!!!
ummm, i can’t streak, though?? there’s a human wriggler here and i am not qualified to schoolfeed biology. LOL!!!! i think my moirail would be like MEGA angry if i tried that shit.
but don’t ask what the worst that could happen is cause i have to be suuuuper honest if i answer that and the answers NOT GOOD!!!! i fucked a lot of shit up already and i don’t need to keep fucking shit up!!!!
lol i guess i’ll see if i have any drawing programz on my shades or like look for what mfin games i haven’t played yet! otherwise i’m shit out of luck!!!!
>B) hell yeah
ok fair enough that makes sense sometimes its just fun tho ive done it once or twice in the past few years lol
im like hella curious but i dont wanna ask and accidentally open the floodgates for shit considering we dont know each other super well so ill just be like oh ok carry on
you could try some browser games maybe i know theres some cool ones out there that can keep me busy for a few hours at a time
i can’t teleport anywhere but i can probz use a transporter if i have a way back?
i don’t have my jet boots on me cause i totes hid them from my lusus, same w my blades, and most of my weapons were destroyed in my hive burning down.
like, idk. i got nothing but my compushades and my palmhusk and some mfin gross clothes.
probz can get some gnarly things to drink, but like, i make the WORST decisions when my pans not all there soooooooooooo maybe not? esp when i have a mfin anon on that’s making me tell the TRUTH all the time- like, yo, you know how much shit a drunk thot w compulsive truth issues can get in? TOO MUCH, LM4O!!!!
drunk thot solidarity!!
uhh you could play some games or something maybe
but if youre gonna tell the truth anyway why not just have a drink for funsies whats the worst that could happen tbh B?
otherwise uhhhhh
idk draw maybe B0 creative outlet
or streak and raise hell
emoji asks :: accepting
- ☕️ talk about your ideal day
taking a nap in the sun on one of those swingy hangy outdoor cage bed couch thingies on my husband after a lazy day of snuggling and fucking
chinese food may or may not be involved
and all the animals are having fun
and i just got done tending to my plants
and we watched a bunch of ghost hunters
SMOKE YOUR FATTY SPLIFFLES
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
