guacs ok n thts it cath
its my favourite green paste
someones salty
yeah maybe thats what your guac needs so that you can taste it
literally the only reason i eat is because food tastes good i dont need human sustenance so maybe youve just eaten green garbage and not actually guacamole its not my fault you dont have a refined palate
pallet?
palette?
fuck english i hate this langauge
@vulcaniq finding the relatable content tonight i see
also john wont clean my house in a maid outfit
whats even the point then
to be fair though you can never have too much guacamole
pffffffbt i dont know what im doing
i have no idea what to do beyond @ing yall and beyond that im just the fuck word
im dave, i go by whatever pronoun, i need a cool nickname please, regardless of my title as Vape Master Four Hundred Twenty Thousand, and it’s chill to meet you. any interesting and preferably legal details you wanna share?
i hijacked and butchered this post from john and i have no idea when this was posted at me
you seem kinda edgy thats cool dont cut yourself though i guess i have room to talk uh im shachath or cath works just fine local mall goth trash bird angel of death hows it hanging
eating this burrito im reminded of the one time i was really drunk at this little mexican restaurant and i kept asking for more little bowls of guacamole to go with my food cause i kept forgetting i was asking for them from different wait staff and by the time i was ready to leave and had sobered up there were like 6 of those little half coconut shell lookin black plastic bowls crowding the table
hehe, hi cath.
life hasn’t been as happening as yours, i see you’ve gotten your other wing back? i’m happy for you!
hi
life has been weird shit upon more weird shit but you know i get along
and hell yeah thanks im nearly fully functional
still blind in one eye but yknow what ill take it at least im balanced again
this is a mood?
tell me about it
also hey i was just about to post about you being online whats up
Immortal, then. Almost.
Have you ever tested those limits? Knowing your body might prove to be beneficial to you.I’ve been turned into a fish monster. Unfortunately that means my lungs aren’t working while there are gills present.
The guest bathroom in my current renter’s manor was the first source of water I’d thought of. Now I’m stuck for what could possibly be the rest of this cycle.
im mostly aware of them the closest ive come to dying has been more recently when i got poisoned by church water cause i can get poisoned and die from it but other than that im not exactly tripping all over myself to die cause a lot of shit could get potentially fucked up if i do
huh
thats interesting
what if you got like a water collar or something or just wore a fishbowl on your head