death on two legs

knowingoverseer said:

merry christmas magic non-anon: yoU're going to find a bright green box in yoUr inventory! inside will be a lUxUry ball containing yoUr new rookidee! i'm so sorry it took so long, bUt she's finally here! yoU're also going to find two large tins! one fUll of cookies, the other fUll of pokemon treats like pokepUffs and poffin! happy holidays, cath, i wish yoU the very best!

You send a very enthusiastic and hand-written thank you note in return. She can probably read your handwriting. You also send the best of a batch of cookies you and Kay made - he left you in charge, which was probably not a good idea. The ones Callie gets are 90% unburnt, slathered in frosting and double-stacked with sprinkles.

The Rookidee promptly gets named something from a video game, and introduced to the rest of the zoo of pets the house contains.

[((pretend this was replied to a day or two after it was received))]

13 Jan 20 / 2N / reblog /

#gifts;#((I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG I AM FORGETFUL))#knowingoverseer #summons;

Anonymous said:

> A homemade, if plain, cheesecake appears in a cake container in Cath's fridge. Despite its humble appearances, it's delicious and and has the perfect consistency! On the container itself is a note written in oddly glowing, orange ink, that reads "enyoy" and offers absolutely no other help on who the mysterious cheesecake donor is.

> your memory may be shit but you do recall a certain someone that said they’d make you a cheesecake. the mysteriousosity of it is completely irrelevant, however - because you are definitely going to dive into this cheesecake face first. you might even share it with your husband.

04 May 19 / 0N / reblog /

#Anonymous #summons;#gifts;

Anonymous said:

You receive a nice little gift box!! Inside contains a Scrafty jacket. It vaguely smells like oranges...And attached is a little note with simply an orange heart drawn on it. It looks hand sown.

!!!!!!!!!

> You put it on immediately and sit with a dumbass grin on your face like the hoodlum you are.

26 Jan 19 / 3N / reblog /

#gifts;#Anonymous #summons;

wicked-honktraband said:

> You receive a colorfully wrapped and sparkly box, sitting on the top is a tin of cookies. Inside the box is a large plush blanket patterned with black roses. The note on the tag reads "happy holidays son, stay warm- mama G"

i just noticed this sitting here at the townhouse what the hell

its so SOFT and NEATO

much obliged momma B*

30 Dec 18 / 1N / reblog /

#gifts;#wicked-honktraband #summons;

wicked-honktraband said:

You receive a basket containing a thick extra soft fleece blanket patterned with stars, two large containers of soup that are still warm, a box of tea and several different kinds of medicine with a note that reads- "Feel better soon son- Mom"

You squirrel these away, immediately wrapping yourself up in the blanket with a stuffy huff. You’re going to chillax in this blankie for a bit before trying to eat or take anything. Both involve getting up to either prepare the tea, get a spoon, or get a drink to take the meds - none of which sound particularly appealing to you right now.

30 Oct 18 / 1N / reblog /

#gifts;#wicked-honktraband #summons;

wicked-honktraband said:

I bought ya the got teeth? shirt son, you should be all gettin it soon :o)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will send pics of me in it the second it arrives to express my gratitude B* B* B*

28 Sep 18 / 1N / reblog /

#gifts;#wicked-honktraband #summons;

Anonymous said:

m!a: Gift! You now have that shiny rock thing you just reblogged, it's yours!

OH SHIT

04 Apr 18 / 0N / reblog /

#HELLA #THANKS #gifts;#keepsakes;#Anonymous #summons;

14g:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbN3UOrD1R2/

04 Apr 18 / 6073N / via / src / reblog /

#i WANT IT #i need a tag for shiny shit honestly #gifts;

knowingoverseer said:

magic non-anon: hello dear! please check yoUr inventory to find a moon ball containing yoUr new noibat! along with this there will be a month's sUpply bag of flying type (jUvinile) food and another of regUlar flying type food. it's basically a sort of kibble, seed, dried frUit mixtUre. as he gets older i sUggest feeding him slices of fresh frUit, letting him hUnt small insects, and letting him have small bits of meat. he is going to be a dragon after all ; u ;

holy shit guys look

17 Nov 17 / 5N / reblog /

#summons;#gifts;#knowingoverseer

knowingoverseer:

knowingoverseer:
we’ll be reaching the melemele port in haU’oil city tomorrow morning bUt look who finally hatched tonight :U
he doesn’t have a name yet, i’m going to let cath decide on that, bUt i figUred enchanting an amUlet coin woUld be the preferable held item for this little gUy.
@shachathabrah
pssssssssssst
i can’t deliver him till we make port bUt jUst aboUt any time after is fine. jUst let me know when getting this little gUy woUld be good with yoU?

im going to fucking cry look at this little guy im hastag blest what the fuck

tomorrow morning like i said but i kinda want him right now

17 Nov 17 / 8N / via / reblog /

#knowingoverseer #keepsakes;#gifts;#((i'm???? it's so cute???????? thank?????????))

Anonymous said:

>absinthe appears

ok i love the internet wtf did people do without it

15 Nov 17 / 0N / reblog /

#summons;#gifts;#naughty;#Anonymous

chimechoho-a said:

transportalize! cake delivered with a macaroon on the side sent to the coordinates that he was previously sent, along with that there was just a small flower; alongside with this delivery there was just a small scribbled note that said feel better soon, and that was all- the cake was slightly lopsided and iced with whipped cream it appeared

this might be the best monday ever

thanks cutie i do

06 Nov 17 / 0N / reblog /

#summons;#gifts;#chimechoho

Anonymous said:

m!a you have the real version of the pirhana plant from mario!

this is dope as fuck

30 Oct 17 / 6N / reblog /

#kicks down door #holy fuck mom #summons;#gifts;#((CUTE THANK YOU!!!!))#Anonymous

Anonymous said:

heres a big knotted dildo a la bad dragon style. its got ridges. and bumps. fun, fun times ahead.

hxly shit anon i dont use this word too often but youre a blessing

im putting this on the shelf in the living room

24 Oct 17 / 2N / reblog /

#thanks much #b)#summons;#keepsakes;#gifts;#nsfw;#anonymous