[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain]
i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last
Honestly, so good
Pigeon Comic 101 - The Voice In Your Head
this is the money pigeon. reblog and you and your future eggs will be rich and successful
I don’t usually reblog things like this, but I have my future eggs to consider
*Chirp chirp* you can almost hear this gif
It is officially spring because the turkey vulture is back at work and is sitting outside my window trying to make me his vulture bride.
LET HIM WOO YOU.
refined goth gentleman