he made the cake huge so he could have enough to spare to smash my face in it
shachathabrah reblogged this from kaysofourlives loveinamists said: you probably don’t want to hear this but that’s hilarious. but hey, at hopefully you got to enjoy some of the cake before that! and other treats that aren’t face-smashable unless you’re feeling violent about sweets. :p
kaysofourlives reblogged this from shachathabrah and added:
None Of Your Statements Change The Fact That You’re Just Mad That It Worked
