THINGS I HAVE SAID TO MY CAT IN THE LAST 24 HOURS

blue-gayngel:

- I swear, if you go in the damn basement I will take away your drugs
- STOP CHOKING YOURSELF
- Are you gay?
- Meow. Meow.
- BiTCh!!
- No no no no no no no NO MORE PLANTS
- I WILL NOT PULL LEAVES OUT OF YOUR THROAT AT FOUR AM AGAIN
- You’re an addict.
- Give me back my bed.
- NO WAIT PISS IN THE OTHER LITTER BOX
- This is your last warning, stop eating the pencil
- Sh sh sh sh NO PLANTS
- NO PLANTS (x40)
- Eat your beef you brat!
- Other cats like table food, but you like my sketchbook.

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