having horns would be incredibly impractical in day to day life but theyd be sexy so does it matter…
practical uses for horns:
- hanging shopping bags when you run out of hands
- incredible natural talent for american football
- self-defense
- add to your height, unlocking all amusement park rides
- provide support for devices that hold books and other objects in front of your face, allowing hands-free reading and minimizing social contact
- good conversation starter
- if they’re sharp enough, can be used to open packaging that your fingers can’t handle (possible even metal cans?!)
- AND they’re sexy as all hell so I’m not seeing the downsides
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