bromeggeddon‌:

Name’s Hal, I’m an absolute goddamn Trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. Currently crashin’ with a friend until my apartment heating gets fixed.

What up. Who you.

ok chief imma be real with you if were gonna keep this conversation dance up im gonna need you to stop with the g word

anyway im cath and yeah heating is nice to have this time of year its fucking freezing