yo whats up im shachath or cath if youre nasty and this is my blog i bet youre wondering what a hip angel such as myself is doing in a place like this

tl;dr im a fallen angel with heavy fae influence that gets his money making and selling drugs and himself on the side

mostly im learning english from memes and learning technology and just trying to get by lol im the angel of death and yeah all sorts of lores have different tales about me and different names

azrael
shachath
samael

those are a few of them but i stick with shachath cause thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth i guess (but also it sounds cool as fuck)

ive been on this plane of existence for 26 years but im actually 10000+ years old currently the story behind being stuck on this rock for so long is a little confusing and hard to understand but im pretty stupid so i can try and explain it simply

pretty much it was previously my gig to be summoned by people in need of being helped passing into death peacefully and id deliver a sweet smooch and send them along on their way and whenever im summoned we enter a contract that more or less states once youre dead and ive done my job i go back to my restart point which in this case is the nevernever (more on that later)

26 years ago i was summoned by a dude that i guess was just fucking around and didnt think i was real so when i appeared in all my gorgeous glory he literally had a heart attack and died

normally that wouldve been enough to send me packing but apparently he had a twin that fucking booked it

and apparently x2 thats enough for the contract to still be active

ok now onto the nevernever stuff and my appearance i guess

every time id get summoned the nevernever would steal a random dead body from somewhere on earth and stuff me into it so id have a human form to confront these dying people with and sometimes they were kids so i couldnt just be super spook extra creepy death angel yknow i had to be personable at least a little

well the most recent time its just my fucking luck that the most recently deceased like down to the second was a kenku that was cursed or something cause he was more human than actual… bird? on the inside i guess

obviously having some big ol bird head and grabby bird feets wasnt gonna fly so it did its best to like… shape me to be more human? though i still got black nails that grow into talons if i let them go for too long and have a tendency to collect shiny things so i guess the apple doesnt fall far from the tree or whatever stupid human saying can work here

not to mention im literally porcelain white and my eyes change colours like opals (its why i wear shades all the fucking time cause my feelings are transparent as hell) so that kinda blows my human cover but whatever

the nevernever is the place i quote live unquote when im not summoned but i can also visit it freely its basically this universes fae realm which ill say it right now fae are terrible do not trust them under any circumstances BUT i live there and have access and can talk to fae and have magical artifacts and stuff

uhhh another thing i should mention is that im fallen

like yknow a fallen angel

basically how that happened is when i was fucking abandoned by the shitlord whose brother summoned me i had literally nothing better to do than wander the fuck around and try to make sense of shit

i got bored so i started dabbling in drugs and sex and obviously those are frowned upon by the man upstairs so now im fallen

but theres an upside to that i guess prostitution is a very good way to get loads of cash and a side effect of doing my deathly angel duties is i can sort of steal the emotions of the people i kill and distill them into a pure form that i make a kind of drug with and sell so thats also helping to pad my wallet

i do both of those things a little less than i used to and i can obviously speak in a not dead language but real people jobs sound boring and hard and again im not super smart and im still learning big english words so not only is a real person job kinda eh its also not in the cards

i dont have paperwork or anything either im literally an illegal alien so i cant get a real job lol

anyway thats kinda pretty much it im still trying to learn how to handle human emotions and feeling out this thing called eternity but its not that bad and im making some cool friends along the way so hmu lets chill ill show you a good time and we can cause trouble together B)